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TAM  COWAN VISITS THE PINEWOOD RESTAURANT - Read Tam's Review!       
20th October 2007
Eating Out Being Someone Who Throws Money Around Like A Man With No Arms.
Tam Loved His £14.95 Mixed Seafood Grill

Food: 5/5 - Still salivating.
Service: 4/5 - very good.
Decor: 4/5 - lovely and cosy.
Toilets: 4/5 - no complaints.
Value: 5/5 - outstanding
Total Points Achieved: 22/25

Review

My mother is the type of woman who loves a good bargain. In fact, as I remember telling you before, she once went out with a Jewish guy because she’s unable to resist anything with 10 percent off. But it’s obviously a family trait as I immediately fell in love with The Pinewood Restaurant in Prestwick the minute I clapped eyes on the menu. First up, the excellent house wine was a steal at just £11.
The Cullen skink (the king of soups and easily my all-time favourite broth if Heinz had never invented cream of tomato) was £2.95 - half the price I paid for a bowl of the same stuff in Edinburgh two weeks ago. Elsewhere, the selection of large main courses that normally cost £8.55 are just £5.95 if ordered Monday to Saturday from 5pm to 6.30pm. And according to the festive menu I picked up on the way out, Christmas Day dinner at The Pinewood is just £34.95.

Hands up if you’ve already booked a city centre joint that’s charging about 70 or 80 quid? In terms of sheer value for money, though, I’ll tell you what I found really impressive - the mixed seafood grill.
Just recently, my mate Tommy was telling me about his trip to a new fish restaurant in Glasgow. Believe it or not, he was charged £18 for three - yes, three - scallops! Call me old fashioned, but the only dish I’d pay 18 quid for in seafood joint is a blonde mermaid with a 42DD chest.

Anyway, the seafood grill at The Pinewood - featuring a slab of salmon, two chunks of monkfish, a fillet of seabass, a handful of prawns and a couple of the aforementioned scallops - will only set you back £14.95. All of which means you’re probably now desperate for directions. Well, The Pinewood is on the main drag in Prestwick, about 100 yards closer to Ayr than Elliot’s (another highly-rated restaurant I reviewed earlier this year). Small but perfectly formed - to be honest, it’s roughly the same size as Barbie and Ken’s last apartment - I reckon it can seat no more than 30 people and my only complaint is that it was a bit too warm. ( now fully air conditioned)
I was sweating like the proverbial blind nun in a hot dog factory and I’m sure I lost three freckles before our starters had been served. Let’s just say I could have choked the woman at the next booth who ordered the smoking, sizzling fajitas. Now I know what it’s like to eat dinner in a Turkish bath...

Never mind, though, a quick splash of water on my face in the toilet (a fresh and clean one-size-fits-all affair with paper towels and a variety of lotions and potions) and I was ready for eating. While my dining companion enjoyed the peat smoked haddock and braised leek tart - mainly because it really did taste of peat smoked haddock and braised leeks - I’d like to nudge you in the direction of the excellent haggis pancakes. The filling was moist, meaty and rather spicy and the pancakes, you’ll be pleased to know, were more French than Findus Crispy. My pal also enjoyed the beautifully cooked loin of venison (pink as requested) and the homemade chips on the side were the sort of chunky efforts that would choke a Clydesdale horse.  (Incidentally, The Pinewood also offers a daily choice of potatoes and, on this particular evening, it was mustard mash - yum - or baby boiled Ayrshire spuds). As I’ve already pointed out, the hefty mixed seafood grill is highly recommended - even if you don’t like it, you’re wallet will - and it was served nice and simply with two wedges of lime and two wedges of lemon. A fiver says nobody ever leaves The Pinewood with scurvy.

I also ordered a portion of tempura onion rings. Light, fresh and crispy, they were a million miles from the bog standard stodgy efforts that too many restaurants insist on buying from the nearest freezer shop. Pudding? Well, we started with a bargain, so we might as well finish with one. Do yourselves a favour, folks, and try the £8.95 dessert platter.
On this particular night, we were served crème brulee with dark chocolate buttons on the bottom, sticky toffee pudding that’s deliciously heavy on the dates, a brandy basket filled with really good ice-cream and a humungous slab of lemon cheesecake. I reckon it’s more than enough for four people.

Or, let’s be honest, one woman.

 


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Pinewood Review Food and Drink Glasgow 2011

The Pinewood

 

This fantastic little restaurant comes complete with cosy bay seating and a beautifully varnished pine ceiling. I was served amiably and efficiently by enthusiastic waiter Ryan-one of the many members of staff who are always on hand, whatever I needed.

To start, I ordered the chicken and leek terrine, which was generously topped with luscious leeks and wrapped in wafer-thin ham- the chicken, was crumbly yet sweet, while the leeks added flavour. Then came a trio of mouth wateringly flavoured sorbet balls to cleanse the palate. For my main course I ordered the venison, with slightly caramelised edges, mounted on a bed of pureed parsnips with a side of fondant potato. The flavoursome venison was sweet and delicious, instantly melting in my mouth; the puree was peppery and tangy, lending the dish luscious contrasting notes. Although trying to leave room for the cheeseboard, I could not pass on the range of delicious desserts. I chose the baileys cream profiterole and ginger cheesecake- finishing every last mouthful. The cheeseboard was loaded with goat’s cheese, Brie and smoked cheddar, as well as the magnificent sharp tangy and creamy blue Lanark-full marks to the Pinewood for including it. This is a treat well worth going out of your way for.

 

 

 


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